The Story of My Life: December 2018

Monday, December 31, 2018

One day until their unavoidable introduction.

Coming January 1, 2019

Saturday, December 29, 2018

30 Questions - Stan Yeger

(From heir-to-the-diamond-throne)

1. When they tap their fingers do they use the pads of their fingers or their nails? Fingers.

2. What textures can they absolutely not stand? Polyester.

3. How long can they go without showering before they feel gross? 24 hours, tops.

4. Do they leave clothes on the floor or a chair? Neither, always go in the hamper.

5. Do they sleep with the bedroom door open or closed? Closed.

6. Which do they prefer: 3am or 3pm? If he's awake, 3am. Its quiet, he can think, and spy on his guy laying next to him.

7. If they suddenly woke up with animal ears and tails what animal would they be? Fox. He’s very cunning.

8. If they could only eat one thing for 20 days straight what would it be? Fish.

9. Are they the type to re-read a book? Yes.

10. Would they want to know the exact date and time of their death? No.

11. What’s their favourite mythological creature? Dragon. He likes that they breathe fire, can fly and people shit their pants when they see one.

12. If they had to listen to one song on repeat 100+ times what would it be? The Story of My Life - Neil Diamond

13. Do they believe in an afterlife? Yes.

14. When they get tired do their eyelids twitch? Yes.

15. What are their favourite textures? Combination of smoothness of skin and coarseness of hair.

16. Do they crack their joints? No.

17. Would they eat/drink something too hot or wait for it to cool? He'd patiently wait.

18. Are they the type to adopt strays? (Animals or people) Yes.

19. Do they get work done straight away or wait until the last moment? Straight away.

20. How do they bathe/shower? Long or short? Hot or cold? Short. Not to hot or cold.

21. Are they the type to daydream? No.

22. Do they work best in a messy space or a neat space? Neat.

23. Do they keep any personal photos? Yes.

24. Do they indulge in anything? Manicures.

25. Would they do the exact opposite of what someone says just to spite them? No.

26. If they’re alone and hear a noise would they go and investigate? Yes.

27. If they’re lost what is the first thing they would do? He doesn't get lost. He researches possible routes beforehand.

28. What is that one dream that makes no sense but is absolutely terrifying? Being stuck in a completely dark room where he can hear clicking from animals all around him getting closer and closer.

29. What is the stupidest thing they’ve ever done just because someone said they couldn’t? Stole a spare pair of underwear from his schoolmaster’s desk and raised them up the flagpole. He didn’t count on their being cameras in the school or the roof.

30. Are they stoic or melodramatic about being injured? Stoic.

Friday, December 28, 2018

30 Questions - Ryan Andrews

(From heir-to-the-diamond-throne)

1. When they tap their fingers do they use the pads of their fingers or their nails? Nails

2. What textures can they absolutely not stand? Wool. Too scratchy.

3. How long can they go without showering before they feel gross? No more than 24 hours. He’d be too smelly from working out or smell too much like a pool if he didn’t.

4. Do they leave clothes on the floor or a chair? Floor, if he was too lazy to put it in the hamper.

5. Do they sleep with the bedroom door open or closed? If it was completely up to him…open

6. Which do they prefer: 3am or 3pm? 3pm. He’s usually asleep at 3am so it’s not too exciting for him.

7. If they suddenly woke up with animal ears and tails what animal would they be? Cat. He has great reflexes.

8. If they could only eat one thing for 20 days straight what would it be? Cheese.

9. Are they the type to re-read a book? Not a book. He’d re-read a magazine article though.

10. Would they want to know the exact date and time of their death? Nope.

11. What’s their favourite mythological creature? Griffin. He just thinks they’re cool.

12. If they had to listen to one song on repeat 100+ times what would it be? Sweet Caroline - Neil Diamond.

13. Do they believe in an afterlife? Yes.

14. When they get tired do their eyelids twitch? Nope, they get droopy.

15. What are their favourite textures? Crispness from starched dress shirt.

16. Do they crack their joints? Yes.

17. Would they eat/drink something too hot or wait for it to cool? He wouldn’t wait.

18. Are they the type to adopt strays? (Animals or people) Yes.

19. Do they get work done straight away or wait until the last moment? Straight away.

20. How do they bathe/shower? Long or short? Hot or cold? Long and very hot.

21. Are they the type to daydream? Yes.

22. Do they work best in a messy space or a neat space? Messy.

23. Do they keep any personal photos? Yes.

24. Do they indulge in anything? Candy.

25. Would they do the exact opposite of what someone says just to spite them? Not usually.

26. If they’re alone and hear a noise would they go and investigate? Probably not.

27. If they’re lost what is the first thing they would do? Look up where he’s at on his phone.

28. What is that one dream that makes no sense but is absolutely terrifying? Birds chasing after him as he’s swimming.

29. What is the stupidest thing they’ve ever done just because someone said they couldn’t? He’s too cautious to do something stupid from someone saying that he couldn’t.

30. Are they stoic or melodramatic about being injured? Both. Depends on the setting.